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This Florida mom is accused of choking the teenage boy who bullied her 13-year-old daughter on Facebook. A witness talked to The Daily:

“She was grabbing him and yelling ‘Don’t ever talk to my daughter again,’ ” a witness told The Daily. “She didn’t come up to us and be mature and say, ‘Why are you talking about this with my daughter?’ No, her first instinct was to go and choke him.”
The daughter described her humiliation on Facebook yesterday after the boy and his girlfriend put up petty posts about her.
They “wrote disgusting things about me over Facebook saying I’m so fat and disgusting that he wouldn’t even rape me, And i should donate my body to science because blue whales are rare and he wrote my dad gross things, And my mom didn’t like what he said so she totally snapped when she saw him.”

thedailyfeed:

This Florida mom is accused of choking the teenage boy who bullied her 13-year-old daughter on Facebook. A witness talked to The Daily:

“She was grabbing him and yelling ‘Don’t ever talk to my daughter again,’ ” a witness told The Daily. “She didn’t come up to us and be mature and say, ‘Why are you talking about this with my daughter?’ No, her first instinct was to go and choke him.”

The daughter described her humiliation on Facebook yesterday after the boy and his girlfriend put up petty posts about her.

They “wrote disgusting things about me over Facebook saying I’m so fat and disgusting that he wouldn’t even rape me, And i should donate my body to science because blue whales are rare and he wrote my dad gross things, And my mom didn’t like what he said so she totally snapped when she saw him.”

math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.
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I’m almost positive I have chrons disease. So forgive me if I don’t answer the phone or want to hang out. The pain has gotten so bad it keeps me home and keeps me awake at night. So please forgive me all :’(

I Fuckin hate parents who take away their children’s phones. Thanks. Now. I. Have. No. Communication. With. My. Boyfriend.